Yesterday was kinda boring, woke up and went to my cousin's place for Christmas lunch and stayed til dinner, then after that, my nephew Raynard and I went down to meet my dearest Angel to go out to Orchard to take pictures!!!!! So Raynard went home to bathe and change while I waited under Angel's block (as usual).... Then Finally!!! Angel was ready to go! We head down to meet Derrick halfway.... but that idiot made us come out of the train coz he had a tummy ache and needed to pang sai desperately!!!! Argh.....
Ok, so we went down to Orchard and !!!!!!!!!!!! SO CROWDED!!!!! Alamak..... First of all, I wanted to take the hippo bus to take photos of the lightings, but I called up hippo tours to confirm their tours coz brilliant Joel called me to tell me of the road closure at Orchard Road!!! Guess wat???? Hippo tours said that the Christmas lighting tours are for FOREIGNERS ONLY!!! Eh!!! Wat the Fuck?!?!?!?! Of course I didn't say that to the polite girl over the phone.... but anyway.... I said, wat if I'm willing to pay more than the original price of ur normal tours??? She said... err sorry.... its free for the foreigners but locals just don't get to go..... Now I'm thinking.... Why the hell be a Singaporean and hold a red passport and pink ic when everything is better for foreigners???? STB, Singapore Tourism Board.... Hello, yah, I know that tourism is one of Singapore's main income, but recently, I heard from the news that the hotel occupancy is increasing, however, its mainly SINGAPOREANS lorz!!!!!! Eh.... Singaporean's cannot contribute to our own tourism industry isit??? So I should fly overseas and spend my money there lahz!!! @#$(*%$$%)$%* Kahyu.... Kepala Boo-toh.....
Anyway, Derrick, me, Angel and Raynard went down to Orchard.... the floats were nothing but UGLY!!!! so we tried to take as many photos as we possibly could with the other hundreds of thousands of people who were trying to do the same thing!! And oh my goodness gracious!!! there was performance on stage somewhere outside the orchard MRT, its disgusting lahz.... they were like singing taiwanese carols?!!?!?!? wat happened to Jingle Bells??? ok.... so we were disgusted and bored and so I called Joel!!! Haha, made him come down with Zoe.... Derrick, Angel, me and Raynard then sat down at StarBucks to wait for the King of Lame jokes to arrive.... After he finally arrived......... ....... .... We wanted to go pubbing.... but uh oh.... my nephew is only 17... can't enter most places..... we tried Balcony.... uh uh.... then ice cold beer, also uh uh, then lastly..... no choice.... Alley Bar..... then Angel said she didn't wanna drink too much so we each had just a magnum Hoegaarden.... with the exception of Derrick and Zoe coz they both can't drink.... As usual, we started to get bored then after the drink, we decided to head back coz it was starting to drizzle and Joel rides a bike..... so the remaining 4 of us shared a cab home, but thought it was too early, so we all went to Derrick's place..... we watched 40 yr old virgin..... anyway! we got hungry (no surprise) and went for prata, with the exception of Derrick coz he was glued to his laptop, playing online texas holdem..... so errr.... yah.... that wraps up wat happened on my Christmas for 2005.... til then.... adieu......
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